Tuesday, January 09, 2007

twinkle twinkle

A person who says "i dont know" is often telling the truth, unless under oath.

A bit of honesty is dangerous. too much is usually fatal. Oscar Wilde
Have you ever wondered where the wits of the world get their one liners. Do they create out of whole cloth, or do they have a bartender or uncle who says things that they repeat as their own?

Fair is a baseball hit between first and third base.
everything is legal when you don't get caught.

If you have to choose between saying something nice and telling the truth, say something nice.

Its better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that youre stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

There are few situations which cannot be made worse with yelling
If i can hear it, it is my business

"Every man for himself, and god against all" This is a loose translation of a movie title.
In Slaughterhouse five, It was reported that the residents of tralfamadore had been to thirty planets, and had contact with one hundred sixty five more. Only on earth is there talk about free will. This is not an exact quote.


If a tree falls in an empty forest, does the chainsaw make a sound?


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